Do you like Bridges?

Democratic opposition to Artic oil drilling "has helped drive gas prices to record levels"? That's what W is saying.

If you believe that, I got a nice bridge to sell you...
The bridge is located in a lovely town called Shady Politician Pulling Wool Over American People's Eyes. I've seen MANY tourist attraction billboards for this place & I'm not saying I haven't visited, but I'm NEVER living there.
I suggest all inhabitants to move. pronto. Or, if you like the weather...you can buy my niiiice bridge!

Here's the full article.

Oh yeah, in case anyone has forgotten, W is an oil man.
Still want that bridge?